starting fresh

I wish I could be as profound as my friend Keith or as creative as my friend Todd or as consistant as my wife... but since I can't I'll just settle random and self-centered. I've tried to do blogs before and found them to be a sick cross between throwing your own birthday party and that dream where I show up for Mrs. Ratner's third grade class in my underwear. Nevertheless, I keep attempting it... hoping to give birth to a brilliant thought or enlightening revelation. So again, since I can't be profound, creative or consistant, I'll be random as self-centered.